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How To Fuck The System Nicely

As long as no harm is intended or done towards anything or anyone: 

  1. Congratulate yourself when you fuck up accidentally.
  2. Congratulate yourself when you think you made a mistake in life.
  3. Congratulate yourself for anything you accomplish.
  4. Congratulations on reading this article.
  5. Congratulations on breathing.
  6. Congratulations on being alive.
  7. Congratulations on having Internet.
  8. Thank you.
  9. You are welcome.
  10. [LAUGHTER]

Fuck it.
Mistakes sometimes  end up being lucky coincidences.
Portals out of our miserable, monotonous zone.
BE.

 

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